Kobe Bryant’s Scowl… Grrrrrrrr

Step One: Take you’re bottom lip and jut it out, like ur packin a ‘uge lip

Step Two: Lower the lip, so your bottom row of teeth show, because the bottom row of teeth prove how much you want it.

Step 3: Sneer. You see, everyone calls it a scowl. Scowl is another word for frown. I don’t know why. You are really sneering with extra lip motion. But for some reason, scowl sounds tougher.

Step 4: Stare down everyone, including that tv camera. Because, goddamn it, if Garnett can win a championship being intense and Lebron can do that fierce stare down thing he does everytime he gets an and one and drive people crazy, you can at least get love from sceering down everyone nice and hard. You’re Kobe goddamnit, you are one ring (sans Shaq) from being a possible top 10 all time candidate.

And there you have it…. the Kobe Scowl (Sneer)!!!!!!

That is the face of intensity, of detemrination, of coach on the floorness, of closer-ocity, and fringe top ten of all time-uosness.

That is the face of intensity, of determination, of coach on the floorness, of closer-ocity, and fringe top ten of all time-uosness.

And behold, you are now a pioneer, because another all time great with 4 championships seems to be jocking your style. Pat yourself on the back my friend. And make sure you  are locked in. I BET YOU MONEYLINE TONIGHT.

-Jer to the sey

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