Big day in sports today. I had to fire up the Squeeze today was so good. God I fucking love October.
Jon Bon Jovi is all apout Sporgies
CFB: Minny @ Wisconsin, Mich State @ Michigan, Pitt @ Notre Dame, Alabama @ South Carolina, And The Squeeze pick to win the National Championship @ Florida. Yum.
Hockey: We’ve got two games in other countries (Phx-Bos, CBJ-SJ) , and a full slate of night games that includes the defending Stanley Cup Champion Blackhawks’ home opener. Giggity
Baseball: And lastly, the brooms are out in the AL. And they may get used at the clinching teams homes, which is cool, and weird, but still cool. The Rangers have the opportunity to “shock” the world and send the Tampa Bay Rays back to South Florida with their stingers in between their legs. After that, Phil Hughes and the Yankees do what they do almost every October: Humiliate people from Minnesota.
I am going to be belligerently drunk tonight. Happy Sporgy day Everyone!!!
Fuck the Twins.
Fuck Punto. Fuck Pavano. Fuck Minnesota as a team, organization, and as a mutherfuckin Crew.