Morning Juice

It’s 10/10/10. Spooky shit. Never trust something that looks like binary code, reminds me too much of the Matrix and shit. But anyways…

Chaos:

Come 3:30 yesterday, college football pretty much put its dick on the table and told everybody to admire its splendor. South Carolina welcomed Alabama into its home and then Marcus Lattimore locked the door as the Gamecocks knocked off the number one team in the land, 35-21.

The Squeeze Preseason Pick to win the National Champs must know about their nickname, because old LoLes Miles pulled out every trick in the book to pull a win out of his ass hat to shock Florida in the Swamp. 33, 29.

Michigan State used Denard Robinsons’s shoelaces as a garrote in Ann Arbor, derailing the miracle that was Michigan’s season. Seriously, Michigan got WHOOPED yesterday, 34-17 and the world rejoices for this.

Hahahahahahahaha:

The Yankees completed the sweep last night. Is anybody really shocked by this? I mean, its the Twins. The mutherfucking Twins! I know one thing that my daddy told me, do not trust a team with Carl Pavano as a major contributor. Fuck him, I hope he burns slow. Can the Yankees just avoid getting pitchers that used to play for the Marlins… please? But anyway, I digress. The old, overrated Yankees became the first team to advance, which clearly means they are the best… suck it MLB.

Finally here’s a little something to get you over because the Soon To Be Champs don’t play until tomorrow night:

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  1. Franco

    “The old, overrated Yankees became the first team to advance, which clearly means they are the best… suck it MLB.”

    Right behind the Phillies of course.

    Fuck New York.

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